“SPONGEBOB, ME LAD, YOU HAVE TOO MANY ORIFICES FER YER OWN GOOD. YER GETTIN’ A PROMOTION!” said Mr. Krabs as his hard red carapaced cock jabbed into the back of Spongebob’s head. “I feel like I’m absorbing some weird fluid,” spluttered Spongebob as Krabs’ nasty crustacean-jizz poured from his mouth, nose, and eyes.
“NOW EARN YOUR KEEP, LANDLUBBER,” said Krabs as he grabbed Spongebob by his jizz-soaked trousers and began using him to clean the floor.
“Oh Mr. Krabs, I-”
“CALL ME MASTER YE BITCH” Krabs stepped down hard in Spongebob and a puddle of his jizz began spreading radially on the floor of the Krusty Krab.
“Hurgghbglbgblblgbl-”
“CHOKE ON IT, YE INVERTEBRATE, OR I CAN’T GET HARDDDD. The jizz began floating up toward the ceiling as Krabs brandished his seven-inch red masthead.
Squidward burst into the room wearing only a gimp suit and a tutu. “TAKE ME, MASTER, I NEED TO BE HUMILIATED,” he said, as his four-millimeter calamari poked limply from the tight leather.
“TAKE THIS, THEN,” said Krabs as he jabbed one of his prehensile eyestalks up Squidward’s stankhole. Squidward moaned, rubbing himself gently with 5 of his tentacles.
“I CAN SEE YOU DON’T TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOLE VERY OFTEN,” said Krabs.
Patrick burst into the room wearing nothing but a smile and brandishing a towel. “DID SOMEBODY CALL THE HOLE DOCTOR?”
“Are you even a real doctor?” asked Spongebob.
“I went to community college,” said Patrick as he forcibly yanked out Krabs’ eyestalk and shoved it in his gay fat mouth.
“Hold this open, will ya?” said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob’s erect penis and used it to jam Squidward’s hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter.
“Hmm… there’s a lot of SHIT in here,” said Patrick. “How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?
“YE WOULDN’T BELIEVE,” said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore.
“I NEED AN ENEMA,” said Patrick.
“OH WAIT WE’RE UNDERWATER.”
Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs’ eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put Squidward’s zippered lips to his own.
“ON THE COUNT OF THREE,” said Patrick. “ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!”
Patrick blew Squidward like a trumpet. All 8 of his tentacles went rigid and his squidjuice spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of Squidward’s ass.
“I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!” yelled Spongebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Squidward’s acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth.
“SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER,” said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob’s lips.
“HMRGGRGHRGUHF,” said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.
Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. “GET READY” he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone-cold stunner.
Blood, semen, and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob’s holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs’ office.
“YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR,” screeched Krabs. “AND YOU KNOW THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!”
Squidward, Patrick, and Spongebob all begged at Krabs’ knees, pleading to be the ones who got to lick the moist brown dollar.
“THE FIRST ONE WHO CAN FIND SANDY AND SUCK OFF HER FUTA COCK GETS TO LICK THE DOLLAR,” decreed Krabs, stowing the dollar in his ass for safekeeping. The three homos scrambled out of the room and towards freedom.
One hour later Spongebob and Patrick approached the door of Sandy’s tree house, not so much as an undergarment between them, and knocked politely on the door. Sandy didn’t respond, so Patrick broke down the door with his erect, barrel-like member.

She was sleeping, but she looked like she had put on weight. Her futa cock was fully erect.
“LET’S RAPE HER,” suggested Patrick, peeling Spongebob’s foreskin off and throwing him violently against the wall.
“Wait, Patrick, don’t you know ANYTHING about squirrels?” cautioned Spongebob, ripping off his damaged member and growing a new one.
“I KNOW THEY’RE EXCELLENT TARGETS FOR RAPE, ESPECIALLY WHILE THEY’RE SLEEPING,” said Patrick as he jammed his holiday yule log into Sandy’s ear. She was fast asleep and didn’t seem to notice, but her cock twitched.
“It’s called HIBERNATION, Patrick. Squirrels stuff valuable treasures into their vaginas and then go to sleep for six months.”
“TREASURE? I WANT TREASURE” roared Patrick as he dove head-first into Sandy’s gaping pussy.
“UHH, I’M STUCK. WHERE’S THE TREASURE?”
“GO…DEEPER!” grunted Spongebob, giving Patrick a good shove.
“I CAN’T. I’M TOO FAT,” he replied. “I’M HORNY THOUGH.”
Spongebob chuckled. His plan had worked. Patrick was incapacitated and he was free to suck off Sandy’s futa cock while she slept.
“SPONGEBOB? SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?” Patrick’s muffled voice rang out from inside Sandy’s womb, but Spongebob was enjoying her hard, flexible prick in his mouth.
Sandy rolled over and her dick went through the side of Spongebob’s mouth and out one of his ear holes.
“COME ON, DAMMIT, WHY WON’T YOU CUM?” muttered Spongebob as he moved sensually up and down the length of Sandy’s anaconda. At last, the sleeping squirrel climaxed, shooting hot greasy cum from Spongebob’s ear. He pocketed some of it because he knew Krabs would require proof, probably while raping him violently.
“MMMH? WHO SUCKED ME OFF?” murmured Sandy as she rubbed her eyes.
“SPONGEBOB, YOU CHEATER!” yelled Patrick, his voice muffled by the squirrel’s vaginal wall.
Spongebob ran as fast as his gay little legs could carry him out of Sandy’s room.