So I was talking to my friend with a handsome knowledge of cryptocurrency, when out of nowhere he noticed that my discord profile picture is actually an image of the Bored Apes NFT worth over 80,000$. I got nervous, because I actually screenshotted it instead of buying it, thinking it was a funny monke meme. I acted cool, trying to make him stay away to see if the image was actually bought. “Yeah bro, I own this NTR” He then said that he was suspicious of me, I then sent an image of an among us impostor meme, slightly annoyed that I did. I told him “Why are you saying that I am sus”, he responded with “Why did u say “NTR”” I fucking froze in fear, after remembering that I’ve fapped atleast 43 times to hentai doujin last night home alone. They were all NTR. I proceeded to say “Yeah, the seller said that it’s an NTR, because the character was actually cheated on”. He said “I don’t think a professional would joke around like that.” I got scared, I proceeded to say “Nahh bro, he fr told me”. He said “Really? Then he shouldn’t be selling NFTs.” I then blindly said “NTR\*”. He got mad, and checked out if it was REALLY sold. I panicked, but he soon said “The blockchain says that the image is owned by sex68419” I said, “yeah, that’s my user” in an attempt to convince him that I owned the image, thank god that the user was alot like my personality. He then said “No, it isn’t yours.” I said “Yes it is”, he said “Don’t you remember, my username is sex68419?” I shitted, he said “I just bought it, no one else bought it, I just did. This proves that this NFT isn’t yours.” I said “NTR\*” He got really fucking angry, telling me to change my profile picture because HE owns it. “The blockchain doesn’t lie, shithead. Change that fucking profile or I’ll literally fucking sue you.” Fuck, fuck, fuck, this all happened because I made him sus of me for saying “NTR”, I shouldn’t have fapped to that shit. But then, I got a great idea, I said “Are u cheating on me with the NTR..?” His ass has the audacity to say “What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve only known you for 2 months, and you’re a guy.” I can’t believe it, he cheated on me with an NTR, this just makes it an NTR. This is a certified Wholesome -100 moment.