CAUSE THERE AINT NO WAY THAT GOOFY ASS WALMART KNOCKOFF OF A NAKED MOLE RAT IS COMING AT HER DANCERS LIKE THAT. BRO AINT NO WAY SHE TALKING BRUV SHE IS SHAPED LIKE AN OVERSIZED TITTY CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF A WALMART BRO. HER GOOFY ASS LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ASS FUCKED BY FOURTEEN CRICKETS IN THE BACK IF A DENNYS THERE IS NO WAY SHE REALLY PLAYING RN. JESUS IS SHE REALLY PLAYING GOOFY HOME SHAPED LIKE A GARDEN GNOME DAD NEVER CAME HOME LOOKING ASS? BRO THERE AINT NO WAY SHE PLAYING RN FR FR FR ON GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING GOOFY DISNEY SENT HER A CEASE AND DECIST BRO. AINT NO THIS GOOFY CRONENBERGIAN MASS PLAYING HER ENTIRE LIFE IS THE TROPE OF A CAILLOU EPISODE AT 3AM “oh noes cailou has high blood sugaf” BRO AINT NO WAY. IS THIS GOOFY ASS GREASE RAIN, IS INSANE, DOES COCAINE, LOOKING AT HER IS A PAIN LOOKING ASS REALLY TRYING TO DEFEND HERSELF RIGHT NOW? BRUV THERE AINT NO FLIPPITY FLAPPIYY GIGGITY GAGGITTY WAY THAT THIS OLD ASS HOBBIT WITH PREHISTORIC LOGS FOR FAT ROLLS ACTUALLY FUCKING EXISTS. BRO IS THIS GOES ON TWITTER SOMEONE ATE HER IN THE BACK OF A TRAILER REALLY TRYING? BRO I CAUGHT HER SCRATCHING HER ASS CHEEKS IN THE BACK OF A TARGET WHILE INCUBATING 15 FROZEN LAMB VINDALOOS IN HER ASSHOLE TO “keep it fresh.” JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN SOMEONE TO REDISTRIBUTE HER ORAGNS FOR THE EGGS BACON GRITS AND SAUSAGE TRANSGENDER MARXIST GRASSHOPPERS HOLDING HER HOSTAGE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS WOMAN- no no fuck that THIS GOOFY ASS 70 IQ INTERGALACTIC BEING WITH TWO RED DWARFS AS ASS CHEEKS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP? LIZZO? BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE SHOULD BE NAMED “GORDNAK DESTROYER OF FUN” SHUT THE HAILLL UP. CAN THIS TITSTER, WORSHIPPING HITLER “lets go bully fat people on 4chan mein fuher” LOOKING ASS SHUT THE FUCK UP? BRO I SHOULD PROBABLY SCOOT OVER A FEW SOLAR SYSTEMS BECAUSE SHE IS ABOUT TO CRUSH WHATEVER PRISON SHE IS GOING TO UNDER HER FAT UGLY CURLY FRY HAIR ASS. AINT NO WAY SHE PLAYING HER BODY IS SHAPED LIKE AN ALPHA HELIX AINT NO WAY SHE PLAYING FR WITH HER SOGGY ARBYS FRY LOOKING ASS. I CAN IMAGINE HER 13 TRILLION DECIBILE ROAR SAYING TO HER DANCERS “haha ok queens eat a bannana out of a hookers voo voo mkay?” THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO CALM DOWN, AND I DONT MEAN HER ATTITUDE I MEAN HER TRIPLE POUNDER WITH CHEESE HEART RATE. GOOFY ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKING SEX OFFENDER LOOKING ASS. BRO I CAUGHT HER *suspiciously* USING JEFFERY EPSTEINS CORPSE AS A FLESHLIGHT THEN MELTING THE BODY AND EVIDENCE IN HER POWER VACCUM SHE CALLS AN ASSHOLE.