I am a Nice GuyTM. I am extremely pleasant and chivalrous to all of the female population, and yet, here I am, still single. How dare they not have sexual intercourse with me after I took TIME out of MY DAY to hold open the door for them at my local Denny’s!!!!!??? Dumb whores never get a clue, not even after I ASK THEM POLITELY TO COME TO MY APARTMENT TO HAVE SEX! Unbelievable how dare they have standards!? I guess nice guys just never win….