People like you, some a lot, some less. But they like you. And you’re much better at your job than you think. People respect you. So give yourself a break. It’s ok to eat ice cream every day, and even some days twice. If it feels good to masturbate a horse at the same time, then do it. Don’t let your guilt get in way. Fact is, your wife will keep fucking guys in her yoga class no matter what you do, so stop letting her make you feel bad about the things you love. And if you actually exist, then I’m sure you’ll remember this comment for the rest of your life.