Back in my day we learned NOT to be wasteful and to do things properly with the appropriate medical equipment instead of fannying about, kids will try and shove shit into any old orifice these days like it’s some kind of inherent ‘drugs port’… treat it like a bloody vacuum they do, shitting lay-abouts. Back when, before we had all these wires & aerials & wafer-thin tellies telling us any old nonsense, we used to do it PROPERLY and make our OWN drugs ports and go STRAIGHT to the vein.

Weren’t no fuckin’ about.

I didn’t kill 23 German soldiers so kids could come home from school, use their spare hand to twang an imaginary parrot shaped like a Toblerone while clicking on 3D videos of some cartoon prostitute widow cos her husband couldn’t fly a plane wi’out getting depressed… then smoke a battery cos fuckin’t government made him too scared to smoke a real fag. I smoked hundred an’ fifty fags a day and if that weren’t no good well I fuckin’ got a spare lung off some dick’head who crashed his car into a wall before they put stupid faffy smokin’ shelters up in front of em cos landlords am too scared to let folk smoke too close to’t petrol pump in case a poof gets offended.

It’s political correctness gone mad!