they say you can’t have this apple pie and I say well what the fuck I want the apple pie and they say no its not ready yet and I’m like fuck you I like it hot and they’re like no its too hot and I’m like that’s fucking bullshit just give me the fucking apple pie just put some whipped cream on it melt the whipped cream and be all sugary and crusty and I’ll just eat the fucking pie and they’re like whatever just suit yourself so i take a fuckin slice of the pie and I eat it and it just burns my fuckin mouth it hurts so bad so I say I say to the old lady I say what the fuck are you trying to kill me? and they’re like no you said you would eat the hot pie so it’s your fault you ate the hot pie and THEN I go and I murder them I stab them in the heart and soul and their thin skin and their oooooooooooold people face I just don’t know how to handle myself and then I go to jail for like 3 years and I tell the jail guy LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I just killed old people who made bad pies and they said well as long as they make bad pies everything’s fine you don’t gotta worry about going to jail when you’re out of jail and when I’m out of jail I’m gonna just I’m gonna kill you you’re not gonna kill the old ladies I’m gonna kill you then just go home and get some apple pie.