Ok who is that fucker that doesn’t like broccoli?
I will PERSONALLY rape you with a broccoli sapling.
Every morning I wake up and shove 5 pounds of broccoli up my ass, just to confirm that I am alive, and that is before I pray to our lord and savior Broly, the legendary super Broccoli. This is followed by watching the Bio-Broly movie while drinking my cup of morning Broccoli along with a bowl of Broccoliflakes. Of course I only put the finest organic Broccoli-milk in my Broccoliflakes.
Just before I head off to work, I take a bite out of my Broccoli sandwich, made with tibetan broccoli-bread. After a long day at the broccoli-mines, I sometimes like to relax with a cup of steamed cauliflower – it’s a guilty pleasure of mine – before repenting for my sins at praying for lord Broly’s mercy. Sometimes, when he’s especially merciful, he smashes through my window and rips my pants off. He then rams his enormous broccoli-head into my ass while screaming “KAKAROT”. I too detest carrots, I share his anger. When he’s done tearing my ass up and filling it with his green sauce, he leaves through the window again, leaving behind a single Broccoli head.
And if it wasn’t for people like you, who fucking hates broccoli, my lord wouldn’t be so angry, having to waste his precious time with the willing broccoli-holes of his followers.