Bro believe it or not you can wash dishes with your hands and a sponge. It’s wild. I grew up my entire childhood not realizing that was possible. Then one day I went to my friends house and they didn’t have four dishwashers in their kitchen like we did. I saw his mom grab my plate, take it to the sink.. and rinse it with water. And then she grabbed a sponge and wiped it down. It blew my mind. My dick got so hard I was worried I was gonna bust. That’s when I discovered my fetish for hand washing dishes. I immediately went home and ripped out all our dishwashers. And now I clean the dishes every night. True story.