No I’m just like you. I love lil Xan, lil Peep, lil Pump, lil Tip, lil Toe, lil Cream, lil Crop, lil Rise to the lil Top. Oh and DJ Khaled. What a talent.

Did you know someone had sex with Khaled and he had a kid? Just ask him, I’m sure he’ll tell you he has a kid and someone had sex with him. Sex…he had sex. Kid came. Kid! I has kid. I’m surprised he doesn’t already have…another one. He’s the best. He told me so.

See? We’re the same you and I. We’re both Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang something something about cocaine.

My favorite bands are Nickleback, Creed, and Hootie and the Blowfish.

My favorite rapper is Fred Durst obviously. Don’t you look foolish now? You thought I liked a lame rapper like Eminem when I actually like the greatest living rapper of all time.