This is kinda fucked and I just want to tell reddit since I find it hilarious.

So last night I was going to sleep on my couch, and as I was dozing off I got a boner. Also while I was dozing off, I entered a state of sleep paralysis whilst laying on my back.

At some point in my paralytic state of arousal, my kitty cat jumped onto my lap for his routine nightly cuddles, and started kneading his paws; directly on my taint.

Almost instantly, I felt the most intense, prolonged and unrelenting pleasure sensation of my entire life. It completely overwhelmed my body. Being paralyzed, I was helpess to resist his sexual advances.

The little bugger massaged my jungle-bridge for maybe 15 seconds, but right then seemed like an eternity. I thought I might even die in the moment… That’s how intense the feeling was.

I don’t even know if thats what a prostate orgasm feels like, or if that’s really what I experienced- but I doubt it was a dream; usually my paralysis dreams are nightmares or panic attacks.

I just know that from what I can tell, my cat may have inadvertantly given me the most intense orgasm I could possibly recieve.

I’m still not sure how to feel about this.