“You wanna know how I got this Epic Gaming PC? My father was a gamer and a tryhard. And one night, he goes off ***sweatier*** than usual. Mommy gets the G-Fuel to stir up for him. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the keyboard to her, ***raging*** while he does it.

He turns to me and says,

“Why so casual?”

He comes at me with the keyboard.

“**WHY SO CASUAL?**”

He sticks the keyboard in my mouth…

“Let’s put a ***kill*** on that K/D.” And…