From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return.
What’s up, mothershuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I’m here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant that yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called ‘maize’ because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include… choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn!
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