Incorrect. At a rate of 1 shit per day, it’d take 54,794.5 years to amass enough nickels to make you a millionaire, not including the likelihood that you would end up spending the nickels as you get them, nor does it factor for inflation.

Or, to work it another way, you would have to take 685 shits per day, every day including seasonal holidays, every year, for your full 80 year lifespan. That’s 28.5 shits an hour, or approx 1 shit every two minutes, for your entire life, diapers to diapers. Good luck with your fortune, battery hens!