If you don’t watch Spongebob the musical you are missing the fuck out. Just fucking go find it, go watch it, come back here, tell me what you thought, and fucking agree with me that it is the greatest show ever put to music, or I’ll kill you. I will fucking kill you. I will obliterate you. I will reign holy hellfire down on you and erase you from existence. Your avatar will fucking dissolve on the battlefield if you try and face me on this. This is my hill to fucking die on. I will defend Spongebob the musical to the death. If anyone tells me that “that’s gay”; if anyone says that it’s dumb or cheesy or whatever I will say get the right the fuck out. Get right the fuck out of this existence! I’m fucking banishing you to a lower dimension. To a lower dimension with lower dimensional spirits to be devoured by them with your low Christ conscienceness. I will end you. Okay, I’ve gone off the rails a bit. I didn’t mean to lose my temper right there. I didn’t mean to get nasty.
We’re talking about Spongebob and Spongebob is a nice guy. Spongebob wouldn’t say things like that.
What would spongbob do? Okay, yes. I encourage you. I cheerfully encourage you to go and watch Spongebob the musical, and the come back and let me know what you thought. Let me know if you’re glad. Let me know if you’re glad that you did. I think you will be. Okay, bye fuckers.