i pirated the gummy bear album back in 2006 before it came out to the public. i didn’t get away with it, i tried to stay undercover but ended up being tracked down and arrested. i was placed in a high-security prison for 3 months before i was broken out during the dead of night by a Bosnian man named Veliki Šef. he lead me out of the prison and into a nearby forest, sirens blared all around and all i could hear were officers shouting far away and the leaves cracking under our feet as we ran. we eventually got to a clearing and he signaled for me to get down under a small overhanging bush. flashlights ran through the dark forest and multiple agents and officers passed us. he then handed me a golden engraved pistol and muttered a simple “good luck”. he then bolted out of the clearing and shot into the air, purposefully alerting the agents. he ran away with police and agents right on his tail. i turned and ran for what felt like forever in one direction until I collapsed onto the cold, wet forest floor. i woke up the next morning and limped towards civilization, ready to start a new life. i never heard from that man ever again.