I wrote this full story : hey , quandale Pringle here. My goofy ahh uncle tied me up and tried to rape me during lunch. My goofy ah friend , “jamarious-quandaledangle-tried to-put-a-crowbar-up-a-bum” , attempted to put another crowbar up my bum. My half brother , Daquavious Dangleprangle , murdered my left nutt and ate my booty cheek until I shartee in his face , killing him instantly. When I was the age of yes , my goofy ahh step-dad , oogaboogado oogaboogaduh , stabbed a spear up my middle ahh bum hole and I made him go sico mode instead of mo Bamba. My pet rock , bdussy , yeeted a potato at my brother , “suandale-single’s-other-ballsack” and it made him go mo Bamba instead of sico mode. My half step brother , danfyrhei qgendick , tried to commit cbt anal meant convenient but torturous anal when I was at the age of 3.14159265358979323