Beat it bloody, beat it dry, beat it till the day you die – Beat it sloppy, beat it raw, beat it like it broke the law!

Spank it slowly, stroke it fast, fap it like today’s your last – Grope the testes, crank the shaft, do it like it is your craft!

When it’s over, when you’re done, when the reaper’s come and won – When in heaven or in hell, any place in which you’ll dwell,

You will see them, all the sperm, lost from when you flogged the worm – Praise your nutsack, where it’s from, and behold the sea of cum.