Ok, I get it, your angry that i proved you wrong, your probably crying and jerking off in your mothers basement covered in doritos

Meanwhile I’m out here balls deep in your mother, working out to expand my ferocious 8 pack, getting pussy all day every day

Your in your mothers basement, constantly jerking off, hearing me railing your mother wondering why you can stop fapping for more then one day at a time

I have came every day for the last 20 years and I’ve never jerked off or had a wet dream in my life, girls just dont stop coming on to me

No nut November is a challenge for you because you can’t get your hand away from your dick for more then 5 minutes at a time

No nut November is a challenge for me because I’m so ripped that if I refuse women they just can’t control themselves and they gang up on me and pin me down and rape me!

So in conclusion, go back to crying and jerking off, retard, and I’ll continue getting pussy, something you will never experience

(I wrote this myself so pls be kind)