Just visited Germany. Hard to believe that just days ago (before the election of Olaf Scholz as Chancellor) it used to be considered a developed and first world nation. In just a few days the crops were dead the electricity was cut off all the buildings were burnt the water supply was poisoned and chaos was everywhere.

I tried to buy some bread in German currency (Euros) but it was inflating so rapidly that the store clerk asked me to barter instead. I pulled out some American dollars and he fell at my feet begging for NATO to save them and how electing Olaf Scholz was a mistake. I went outside with my bread and was stared at by the starving locals. Some child soldiers of the local warlord approached me and demanded the bread. When I refused they shot me with their guns, however as they were too poor for real guns they could only afford water guns. They then lead me to the local strongman warlord. He asked me if I was a foreigner and I said yes. Then he fell to his knees and begged me to buy the diamonds he had mined because he was failing to feed his child soldier army. I took pity on the man and handed him 5 us dollars (more than the average Scholz era German will make in their lifetimes). He thanked me and the entire city held a festival in my honor

Honestly the conditions in Germany are truly horrific, I guess the cons were right. Olaf Scholz as the German leader truly did destroy Germany