Ok, so here’s a little bit about me, i’m right now 24 years, male, straight, I have a girlfriend (Mary), she’s is 22 years old, straight, sexy :), and I have sex with her every single day, except on sundays, we’ve been dating since a year ago. I also have a dog, named Ted, he’s a male French Bulldog, straight, 4 years old. I also have another dog, a female French Bulldog named Lila (Mary really likes French Bulldogs 🙂 ), straight too.

I have a job at Walmart, and my manager was a dickhead, he was really angry all the times, he was the worst manager I have ever seen (also the only one I have ever seen). While at job, there’s was this Karen (boooo), she’s one of the worst customers I have ever seen, but anyway, the story is not about her, it’s about the cat.

So one day, I was at the park, with my girlfriend, and she kissed me, it was one of the best days of my life.

Anyway, let’s continue, when I was at Walmart, there was this Karen who was not wearing a mask, so I said to her “hey, where is your mask, mam?”, and then she said: “sorry, but I am doing what I want to do, isn’t this a free country?” and then she waddled away, waddle waddle (so rude).

Anyway, let’s talk about the cat, when I was at school, there was this bully who said to me “do you wanna fight?”, and I said “yes”, we started fighting in the middle of the corredor, everyone was seing it, after a while, I win! Everyone clapped, and the bully was dead on the floor (just kidding, he was not dead). The teacher gave me a medal, and \*ahem\*, there were some female students, who, let’s just say, really liked what I did ;).

Ok, let’s continue, when I was 18 years old, I was getting my driver license, and I got it, so that’s how I started driving cars. My dad got me a Chevrolet Impala for christmas because I was a good boy, now, a few years have passed, and I was driving to my house to have some sex (good) with my girlfriend, but I accidentally hit a cat (bad).

So Reddit, AITA for killing that cat?