oh iranians oh sauds oh turks do you know us iraqis ? do you know your history ? you clearly dont know glorios iraq oh where you belong so let me tell you the hsitory so you know your place
first iraqi nationalist king enmerkar founded iraq he founded uruk and all other sumerians state in sumerian state sumerian kingdom created cvilization writting cars trains and skyscrapers sumers means “entire world” because entire world belongs to iraq according to messopatamian religoin the period lasted 5000 years then sea level became low because earth jelous of hwo prosperous iraq was and sumer collapsed but akadians who are the father of all semetic peoples became iraqi nationalist and so created an empire which colonized the moon and mined mars while controling all water on earth this period lasted 10000 years but the sun (traoitoris kurd) got mad and destroyed but before they deid akad gave assyria iraq and iraq conquered entire middle east balkans india and north east africa but god got mad on assyria for not making iraq big enough so he killed them and replaced them with babylonians iraq conquered entire earth and became space travelling civilization so iraqis left to colonzie rest of universe and gave current middle east to persians pittying them because of how backwards they are but they did great mistake because persians are evil and they destroyed antire civlization rest of world fought until god told arabs (sons of akkad) to be muslims and to return iraq and so the muslim city of kufa was founded as caliphate capital in what is today najaf and kufa was literal utopia howver evil persians and byzantines dont want piece so they invade but another caliphate created baghddad in the heart of iraq baghdad would have a population of 10 billion and becomes centre of universe