MY FRIENDS ON THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM SEND ME TOAST, ON GAMELON IT’S FUCKING TOAST. I WAS IN COREDAI, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE KOOPA HOTELS WERE JUST SPAGHETTI STUFF. I SHOWED MY DINNER TO ZELDA, AND THE BAGEL, I FLIPPED IT AND SAID, HEY MAMA LUIGI, ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST. HAHA. “DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE”. I FUCKING LOOK AT A BOMB AND I SAID, YOU WANT IT? IT’S YOURS MY FRIEND. I LOOKED AT MY PINGAS, I THINK OF ROBOTNIK, AND SAID SNOOPINGAS USUAL I SEE? *MAMA LUIGI YELP*