Picture this.
It’s a Sunday arvo.
Taking the WRX for a hoon.
Got a 9/10 in the passengers seat.
Hitting every apex like it looked at ya misso.
Every down shift is perfect.
Ya look in the rear view and some cunt is 3 wheeling a camry thru the corners more aggressively than Ma’a Noni in a scrum.
Get to the passing lane, this Camry is limmy bashing past you up the slow vehicle bay.
It’s me, big ginger bearded fuck, in the camry, valves floating at 7000rpm pop pop popping off the limmie.
I wink at your misso and she gets abit weak at the knees.
I slam her into third and over take you, leaving a trail of rubber and soiled panties.
You go home, she leaves and you cry cause you spent 10k on a WRX not 200 on a Camry
Always buy the Camry