“Sir, it appears that we have finally been able to translate the ancient ‘Inglich’ language.”

“Well, what does it say?”

“Well, we believe it says ‘Hey what’s up you guys, ESAM here, I just wanted to share my tier list for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. At number one is, obviously, Pikachu, who I’m thinking looks absolutely incredible.’”

“Hmm… that doesn’t sound right. Adjust the translation, we all know Pikachu was bottom tier in Ultimate, and the only top tier was Daisy. What about the other tablet? The one marked with a zero?”

“Well, we tried that, but it just reads ‘broken’ over and over again.”

“I’m starting to think this entire study was a mistake.”