first cut off your skin then put some butter on top of your armpit. chop some garlic with your third hand while your at it. After that give that turkey a sensual butter massage and spank its ass for good measure. preheat that sexy oven to -15 degrees. make sure to eat your skin before it gets cold and eat the garlic too. remove the scab after it forms and put it up your peepee hole. jack off and have a sandwich while you wait. after you have sensed that the oven has finished preheating with your third eye, put the turkey inside and cum. then serve with a side of dog shit and a bong. enjoy the meal