Everyone talks all this fuckin bullshit about us cheating but then turn a blind eye to the shady shit tech is doing. These “three pointers” are unfair and cheating just as much as paying players. I mean how is one type of shot worth more points than another?! So just because you are further from the bucket you get three points but EVERY OTHER shot is worth 2? OK we will just take a half court shot and it will be worth 5 points and then we will take a full court shot and it will be worth 13points and then we will take a shot from the stands and it will be worth eleventy billion fuckin points and we will be the automatic national champions. Give me a fuckin break. How about we play the game the way that James Naismith THE FOUNDER intended and forget these fancy shots from 25 feet that these Los Angeles NBA stars are trying to force our kids to learn. Real men dunk or make layups. We work our 12 hour shift in the mines and then we grab our lunch pails and run pick and rolls and dunk. In the Bible did it ever mention Jesus taking threes?! Nope he was a back to the basket true post that could only roll right. But it worked. 666 is 333 times 2. 3s are for sinners and cheats and Wilt never took one and he was the greatest goddamn basketball player to ever walk the earth. You don’t fuck 1000 women by sitting around showboating and taking wild shots from 20feet away from the damn basket.