We gangweed gamers are not incels. We have received and given pleasure to a plethora of female humanoids. Have you ever felt the loving embrace of a three boobed elf witch? Can you even imagine what it’s like to be inside a demonic alien mosquito? Has you dick been caressed by the lips and tentacles of an octopus mermaid? I thought not.

I have the sexual experience beyond any man that doesn’t game and yet you won’t fucking sleep with me Veronica?!?! In 10 years time, when you come crawling back to me as your vagina is spitting out dust, I will simply wave my hand and 10 supermodels that I have sex with daily will force you out. You will be made tolick your mess up as you crawl out. It’s still not too late Veronica, you have been warned