one time my mum only gave me one scoop of fecal matter so i found my dads revolver and shot her twice in the back of the torso and laughed at her she took her final breath, then i shot her twice more to finish her off, luckily the smell of blood, and the sight of seeing her dead shriveled up body gave me a huge 14 inch erection, so then i vigourously raped her dead body until i the worms inside her asshole had fully eaten my dick off.Then I ate all the fecal matter we had in the fridge, and then when i finished that, I put my arm all the way up her anal cavity and ate all her fecal matter. It tasted so good. When my dad got home from his job at the strip club he saw me eating mums fecal matter and then saw her dead body. He ran outside and called the police who instantly called the fbi, who sent the entire US military. By then it was too late to stop me. All the fecal matter had made me invincible, even bullets couldnt kill me, one by one I killed, raped and ate the fecal matter of the entire US military within ten seconds. It was pretty fun. Then I headed straight to the white house to nuke the entire world. I sent nukes to every major city, killing 98% of the population of the earth. Then i started a tribe in the middle of the jungle with monkeys who worshipped me, that was REALLY fun, everyday at sunrise and sunset we would sacrifice a infant(in my name) and proceed to rape their dead corpse and eat their fecal matter, and i lived forever eating fecal matter and killing infants.