shitting is the best function of the human body, followed by pissing. Who doesnt love deploying a 10 pound log, which has been aged for a week or more. Who doesnt love the feeling of your anus beeing violently stretched, by a fat ball shivering dump. Who doesnt love flooding the toilet with gut boiling diarreha. The only thing i hate about shitting is wiping. Who tf invented wiping? Why would you ruin the beauty of an ass fresh out of the shithouse? I never wipe

TLDR: shitting is awesome