Bitezadusto, AKA the king of anime and manga, the king of gaming has decided to bless you peasants with yet another review – rejoice. Stop everything you’re doing because when the king speaks you listen. “OH but come on biteszadusto, come on, I was doing something important!” No, there is nothing more important than Biteszadusto aka the king of gaming, the king of manga, the realest anime reviewer on the internet. The one who is better than you in every way. Every review I release is better than the last. I continue to make history and break records on the regular, every other reviewer, youtuber are all absolute trash compared to me. There is no one else providing this level of quality reviews. All of my reviews are highly edited, highly thought provoking. Every single sentence is full of facts which is why I’m the 100% facts spitter. I’m truly talented, so again, when I drop a review you have to stop everything that you’re doing and tune in. Fact, NOT OPINION.

  So anyway let’s talk about attack on titan. We need to address this loser anime really quickly because this has been simply out of control lately. Attack on titan fans are spreading their bad taste everywhere and they need to stop. Listen, when I touch on something, when I decide to bring something to light I want it all to end, it ends immediately when i bring it to light. When I expose an anime, when I expose a manga, after that anybody else is associated with that anime or manga is officially branded a loser. I have genuine credit, when I talk people genuinely listen. They take me to heart, why? Because I’m the king of this. You don’t realize how many people I have placed when I tell them to do something they’re going to do it for me. Because I hold true influence, you can never do that. No one listens to you, when i talk people actually listen, once again how truly great I am.

 So attack on titan fans are truly braindead losers who hype up bottom of the barrel Shonen. Imagine considering some basic bottom of the barrel Shonen – garbage like attack on titan, a masterpiece. These losers are delusional. Attack on titan is sitting on number #2 on my ANIME list. When it hasn’t even finished. OH BOY, what a bunch of clowns. I once said attack on titan season 4 was trash on another review which is 100% facts by the way I provided objective truths and made great points and these losers had no counter arguments to anything. I couldn’t be countered the facts I provided were provided simply incredible and any attempt to counter them will force attack on titan fans and their tiny brains to instantly melt and overheat. So instead they proceed to spam good reviews like it actually means anything. Just doing that proves the facts I present in reviews. It just proves you’re a triggered weeb who can’t handle facts, YIKES. That can never be me.

 People complain to me that I’ve only reviewed the first episode of season 4 and that argument isn’t valid but you losers posted 10/10 reviews for the exact same episode! Again, how is attack on titan ranked number 2 on my anime list when it hasn’t even finished? I love this beautiful hypocrisy that something sucks before it finishes but being able to call it a masterpiece and calling it 9s and 10s before it finishes. You attack on titan fans are so stupid it’s hilarious. But attack on titan fans have always been losers but now they’ve elevated to loserness that I didn’t think was possible. They are sheep only hyping up attack on titan because it’s the cool thing to do. The anime you see all over twitter, or all over other mediums, everybody is talking about the final season so it’s just the cool thing to do. These people are sheep. It’s just sad, and you can tell these people don’t get attention outside the internet. People love me outside the internet, something they can never relate to. These people don’t actually like attack on titan, they just wanna be apart of the crowd. They just wanna be apart of the “cool kids” or the “Popular crowd.” There is nothing popular or cool about liking attack on titan. If you like attack on titan, once again you’re a moron. No one actually likes attack on titan, and if someone says they do, how can your taste be THIS bad that you would call this trash good, let alone a masterpiece. You can tell these clowns never read a single seinen before or a book an actual book without pictures. Because someone as intellectual as me has read plenty of books and i can tell you there is nothing masterpiece about attack on titan, there is nothing deep or complex about attack on titan. Because that’s what these people are saying “attack on titan has become so deep and complex, oh my god the writing is incredible.’ No it’s not, you have never read an actual book or real quality writing. You’re a loser, a Shonen fanboy, a Shonen fangirl with bad taste. That’s all you are if you like attack on titan.

 You people are idiots your standards are so low, that anything impresses you. I’m so glad I won’t have that problem. I’m only impressed by quality writing and amazing characters and those are two things attack on titan simply does not have. I’m so glad the people who follow my reviews aren’t impressed easily by garbage like attack on titan. We over here on my animelist all aspire to be more. We only read and watch quality not trash like this. You just cannot be taken seriously if you’re an attack on titan fan. The story is filled with plot holes and retcons, the characters are one dimensional garbage that have no depth or personality and no one important ever dies. How are they supposedly living in this dangerous world with all these monsters running around but all the main characters never die. The plot armor is through the roof with the series. The art in the manga is like a two year old drew it and the animation in season 4 looks like absolute garbage. Again, attack on titan fans are just casual bad taste losers who will never amount to anything. Please stop it already, please stop hyping attack on titan like its doing something special. It’s not doing anything all these other Shonens haven’t done already. I guarantee it, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. When attack on titan finally ends no one is going to be talking about it. Do you see what happened to demon slayer? Do you see how popular it was and as soon as it ended, it was nowhere to be found. I mean the same people that try to build channels of of demon slayer were nowhere to be found. Now who is still talking about demon slayer? Nobody, it’s irrelevant because the anime came out and casuals made it popular and it disappeared. IT will be the same thing with attack on titan. I can’t wait for attack on titan to end, oh my god when attack on titan ends it’s gonna be the best day ever because another garbage series can get out of here and stop wasting time and taking up space that it doesn’t deserve. But mark my words, nobody will be talking about attack on titan when it actually ends. The series that I like years upon years people will still talk about it and discuss it but attack on titan nobody will be talking about it or discussing it when it ends. That is a fact attack on titan fans cannot be taken seriously.