The US Office is like everything American: dumb, over the top and frankly not funny.

The British version is actually intelligent.

The fact that I prefer a show for smart people instead of a show for dumb people (AKA Americans) does make me smart.

If you want, we can talk about quantum physics (if you even know what that means *chuckles* ) to prove my smartness. Or maybe we can talk about Astrology. I bet you don’t know when the next lunar eclipse is, huh?

*pats you on the head*

There, there. It’s OK to be dumb! Somebody has to flip the burgers!

*drives away in my sports car that I earned by using my brainpower*