“Yeehaw”, the country music singer yells.

On that moment, you feel something click inside you. Something primal. Like a bug that has been hiding below a rock for weeks. You are becoming a racist.
Your eyes immediately turn blue as the sky, your hair as golden as a diabetic’s urine, and you gain 30 centimeters in height, just like the perfect aryan citizen. You could have a very successful Tinder profile if you took some picks right now. But there’s no time for hoes. You log into 4chan as fast as you can, click into /pol/, and write a stream of paragraphs about how the joos our hacking our dicks to make us hard to gay porn, and how black people are stealing white people’s wifes (fuck you Jenniffer) to impregnate them and replace the white race. You fail the Captcha 29 times before you’re finally able to post your masterpiece. You close your eyes for a moment to rest a bit, and WHAT IS THAT? You see black every tme you close your eyes, a clear sign of forced diversity and the liberal left rubbing tgeir identities in your face. After tucking your eyelashes open with tape, you run to impregnate as many women as possible to preserve the white race. While running down the stairs, your landlord reminds you that you haven’t paid rent in the last 5 months and that he will evict you soon if you don’t pay. Clearly a greedy jew trying to steal your money. You grab the hand of the first white women you see, and inform her that she should have sex with you immediately to preserve the only good race. Unaware of the danger white people face, she decides to call the police instead. While they try to put you inside the car, you begin reciting crime statistics, but as we all know, the police works hand in hand for the liberal government, so they end up tasing you. You wake up in a cell with walls painted in white (thank God!), and a police officer walks in to inform you that you have been sentenced to 2 years in prison for aggravated assault and sexual harassment, as tbe entire episode had been recorded in a near security camara. While in your new cell, you think about your plan to save the aryan race. The liberals and jews might think they have stopped you, but this is just the start. They may have brainwashed every citizen and police officer, but not you. You stand as the last guardian of the white race, and it will be like that until the day you die. “UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!”, you yell. An inmate telks you to shut the fuck, he’s trying to take a nap.