Damm imagine if I hadn’t watched Star Wars how successful I would be. It was the day general kenobi said hello there. Ever since that day, I have no motivation. I stay in my parents payment praying to the Jedi order that one day I’ll turn around after hearing a nice and ever so friendly “hello there” Star Wars has ruined my life. I can’t keep a steady job. I can’t keep a steady girlfriend. If I had a time machine the first thing I would do is go back and make sure I never had watched Star Wars. The root of all my problems