I sexually identify as tha FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of bein a multi stage aerobic capacitizzle test dat progressively git mo’ hard as fuck as it continues. Muthafuckas tell me dat a thug can´t be a school fitnizz test but I don´t care, I´m dope naaahhmean, biatch? Every mornin I raise up n’ tell mah dirty ass “Da 20 meta pacer test will begin up in 30 seconds”. My fuckin hustlin speed starts slowly but gets fasta every last muthafuckin minute. In school, every last muthafuckin time I hear tha bell I be thinkin “A single lap should’ve been completed, n’ if It aint completed twice tha test is over”. From now on I want you muthafuckas ta booty-call me Fitnizz Gram n’ respect mah right ta run up in a straight line n’ run as long as possible. If you can’t accept dat I be a aerobic capacitizzle test then you a testophobe n’ you need ta check yo’ hustlin privelage. Nuff props fo’ bein so understanding