Ha-ha 😆, hol’ ✋ up 🆙⬆

What is that? Oh 🙀

Is that a key 🔑 in my pocket 👖?

Or am I 👁 just happy 😊 to see 👀

The hot 🔥 chicks 🐥 that are here for me and only me

‘Cause 🎗 I 👁 am the cause 💋, the cuz’ ✨ meaning 😏 cousin 🇺🇸

Meaning 😏 stemming back ⬅ to bro 👆

‘Cause 🎗 bro 👬 I’m 💘 the dude 😎, and the dude 😎 gets 🔟 all 💯 the chicks 🐥🐣🦆

Chicks 🐥, is all 💯 that thine 🙅 getteth

‘Cause 💋 that’s ✔ all 💯 I 👁 needeth 📷 is the chickeths

The chickadees runningeth about 💦

And you’d be lucky 🎃⚠🍀 to get 🉐 my seconds 🥈🚮🌑

Leftover 🍽 hot 😅😻💦 chicks 🐣

Ha 😂 ha 😂 ha 😂

Fucking 🍆 stupid 💩