Sperm DOESN’T work as soap, don’t try it, no one else has to test it. I made a sacrifice for all of you fellow intellectuals. First off, I’d like to highlight the fact that it’s not my fault we were out of “fairy” cause my stupid bitch mom uses too much to clean the plates. And that fucking whore told me it’s my turn to do the dishes KNOWING there’s no soap left so she can see me SUFFER. I TOLD HER I’M NOT A DISHWASHER THEREFORE IT’S NOT MY JOB! SHE WOULDN’T LISTEN DUDE! What a lesbian. Anyway, I believe everything happens for a reason so my using sperm to clean the dishes was meant to happen just so I could pass this knowledge onto future generations.