If you’re reading this, I’m most likely dead. In fact the entire population is dead which means you wouldn’t be reading this. But I digress. You may be wondering what happened and I’ll tell you.

It all started in the year of 2020. A young boy was brought into the world on the date of 14/7/20. He was named Jimmy Johnson Jr. Eventually Jimmy went to high school where he met a girl named Rebecca. Unfortunately one fateful day, they had unprotected sex. This caused Jimmy to learn about cum and porn. Jimmy watched porn every day, every night and every week. He wouldn’t stop. Eventually Rebecca found out and broke up with Jimmy, putting him in a deep depression from which his only escape was porn. He watched porn through the rest of his teenage years and well into his adulthood. One day, however, Jimmy didn’t cum. And the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that. Eventually Jimmy had so much cum stored inside of him,p that he had to release it.


And so he did.



Jimmy came everywhere. All over his bed, the toilet, the food inside the fridge. Even his pet dog and his younger sister. They were all covered in this sticky white substance. Jimmy’s cum came rushing out of the house and flooded the streets of his small hometown. The Cum-tsunami spread all over the continent and eventually, the entire world. It’s reported that over 6 billion deaths occurred with another 748 million casualties.


But against all odds, Jimmy survived.


He woke up clinging to a piece of wood, floating in the White Sea. He was lost and hopeless.


But he found land. An island now known as Isle Condo. Named after the one thing Jimmy should’ve used when he had sex all those years ago.


But for now, Chapter 1 of Jimmy’s story will end here.