I fucking love Google so much. They make awesome shit, and a lot of it for free. The integration of their services is amazing, I still get hard every time I think how easily my android phone interacts with my Chromebook. I almost reach orgasm when I think about how simple and easy Google Docs is to use, and oh god don’t even get me started on Google Drive. And all of this shit in a god damn browser, no download needed.
And Google Maps, holy shit that is one of the best things ever. You would not believe how many times I was able to find my way back home thanks to it. It’s always so accurate and helpful…
However, I don’t have the Google Pixel, but that’s just cos my current phone still works. Once it breaks, I will do everything in my power to get a Pixel phone.
And finally, the Google Assistant. God I love that thing so much. It gives me the latest news, I can set reminders with just my voice, and all the other good shit. If Google would make an Assistant robot, I don’t care how, I will fuck it. I am literally cumming at the thought of her voice, I can’t even imagine how great sex with the Google Assistant would be.