I was only 9 years old.
I loved Rick and Morty so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Rick every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given.
“Rick is love” I say; “Rick is life”.
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Rick.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I’m crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it’s really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It’s Rick.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear “Wubba lubba dub dub.”
He grabs me with his powerful high IQ hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I’m ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Rick.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Rick.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Rick.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Rick looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all theoretical physics now.”
Rick leaves through a portal.
Rick is love. Rick is life.