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 So for whatever reason, chrome keeps telling me all the fresh news of the world with this stupid fucking side notification thing. It comes out of the side of my screen while I’m busy doing other shit and it makes me want to kill myself.

So basically, the side of my screen, this stupid fucking grey square shows up and tells me what Donald Trump did this time or some other stupid shit. When I go to click it, there’s just this arrow that I thought was the “fuck off and kill yourself” button but apparently it’s the “I’m really interested in whatever horrendous bullshit you’re trying to force on me, please take me to the big website here there’s more of this nonsense” button.

I can’t even right click the fucker. Nothing shows up. I’m in the middle of some really important NFL trivia on sporcle and this fucking grey rectangle pops up and tells me all about the carpet and how Meuller peed on it or something. I don’t give a fuck. I just want to live my life without this nonsense.

So how do I make the voices stop?