That’s racist you can’t say the N word

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Mrs. Obama, I’ve done it. I’ve stopped racism.

Thank you Skipper. Now I’m free to roam this Earth.

Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do! I’m gonna say the N word!

MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

NIGG***

Mrs. Obama, where are you? Are you okay?

She is no longer with us Skipper. And with her death, I am finally free to say the N word whenever I want

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, TRUMP. AND I DO! PREPARE FOR MY CIVIL RIGHTS BEAM! NYYYYYRRRRRREEEEEWWWW

Skipper, my son, you wouldn’t let me die…

Shut up, cracker.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Kowalski, who’s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?

it is i, Barack Obama

Mr. Obama, what are you doing here?

i have come to exact my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump.

But Mr. Obama we did everything we could!

i’ve already made up my mind.

No Mr. Obama, don’t do it! This won’t bring Michelle back!

nigg****

AHHHHH

(music plays)

Skipper’s log #32. Mr. Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the N word.

But it doesn’t make sense, Skipper. Mr. Obama would never say the N word!<

I dont understand it either Kowalski. But some things you just gotta live with. Unless…

DONALD TRUMP! I should’ve known it was you.

Skipper, my son, I see you’ve discovered my master plan. Now that I’ve taken over Obama’s body, I have the freedom to say the N word whenever and however I please.

So what you’re saying is you’re inside of another man?

Why yes, I suppose you could say that.

But Mr. Trump! Wouldn’t that make you GAYYYY???

No… This CANT BE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more.