Look, guys. I’m a pretty normal gamer…until EA gets into the conversation… I usually try my best to not overreact when it comes to fucking EA, but every time, my primal gamer instincts get the better of me. Yesterday, I was playing captain toad’s treasure tracker (masterpiece btw lol) when suddenly, I saw my friend playing FUCKING FIFA (made by EA btw) in the corner of my eye. I put my nintendo switch down and calmly approached my “friend.” I asked him why he was playing an EA game. “Bro why do you have EA so much,” was his response. That was it. It was gamer time. “EA BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed at the top of my lungs. My throat was burning, but I could not stop screaming. I then punched a hole in his TV (just like GTA V lmao) and wouldn’t you know– he called the fucking cops (just like GTA V lmao). The cops kicked down the door and approached me. I reached into my gun holster and tried to dead eye them. However, I realized I wasn’t in Red dead redemption 2 (Masterpiece btw lol) and was shot twice in the chest. Woke up in the hospital. I reached for my switch to play some captain toad, but it wasn’t there RIP. Shitty day, but at least I didn’t buy Fallout 76 lmao.