Deed yu ever hear de tragedy ov Darth Gru De Despicable? I thought not. Eet’s not a story de Bank ov Evil would tell yu. Eet’s a Minion legend. Darth Gru was a Despicable Lord of de Minions, so evil and so villainous he could use Dr Nefario to influence de Minions to steal de moon… He had such a knowledge of de despicable side dat he could even keep de leetle gorls he cared about from dying. De despicable side ov villainy ees a pathway tu many abilities some consider tu be illegal. He became so powerful… de only thing he was afraid ov was losing de leetle gorls, which eventually, ov course, he did. Fortunately, he sent Vector to de moon, then he saved de leetle gorls. Ironic. He could stuff de crust, but not with de leetle gorls.