I can’t believe it’s already Christmas! I can’t wait to put on my gimp suit and visit every orphanage in my neighbourhood. This year, I am going to dress up as a Miles with balding testes. Before I nut, I make sure to grab my throbbin inhaler to hold all of my nuts. Finally, all of my whips are ready to go! When Martin Luther King answers the door, I say, “Gorilla or Treat!” Yum I got (a) sausage and (a) beans. We visit 6942069 houses and decide it’s time to thrust home. My uncle says if I eat too much sausage my throat will hurt, so I’ll eat just 3 pieces and go straight to bed. I hope I’ll have a stinging dreams of meteorites tonight! Happy Hanukkah!