Referring to the title.

I don’t know why or really how, but I have had a big crush on Reddit’s alien mascot, Snoo, for several months now, especially on the original drawings of Snoo from the Old Reddit site.

I sometimes imagine Snoo sitting on top of my bed while I am under the covers, leaning over as its bent antenna grazes my face. I lean up to kiss it on its smooth white alien lips, and the fantasies spur off from there.

If Snoo had a voice, I’d imagine it to be an angsty, slightly deeper version of the Pizza Palace aliens from Toy Story, or something along those lines.

I am sweating right now from confessing all of this to you guys.

Anything to reply?