down by a Formula 1 car driven by my accomplice (18M) at 240 miles/h, hence causing extreme alarm in the senior home, with all the seniors trying to run out to the back exit at the command of the officers on duty, but due to their extreme fragility, collapse on each other and result in 20 seniors being killed in this incident

Afterwards, I then shouted the b-word, the f-word and the n-word, directing it at everybody at the scene. Tell me Reddit, am I really the A-hole here?