Jack: “Ok boomer, where is the closest chipotle to me?” Boomer:”OhHH let me guess you’re too tired and you’re too lazy to go and cook something for yourself, right? So instead you’re gonna go waste your money at some expensive restaurant and buy yourself some guacamalol. unbelievable! The entitlement you millenials have today. Y-you wonder why you cant afford housing, and yet, you spend your money on Chipotel like, 6-7 times a week? Its hilarious, you know? Hey here’s a tip, maybe don’t go and buy yourself that guacamalol every time. And another thing! You millenials, you’re always complaining about “global warming this, global warming that,” Hey, i’m in Milwaukee, and it’s F W E E Z I N G ! And you’re gonna talk to me about global warming, get outta here! And who is this Ninja kid everyone is talking about, you hear about this, you see this? Apparently, some guy named Ninja, he makes money playing video games? What’s that all about? Back in my day, if you played videogames, you would’ve gotten beat up! Now you’re a multi-millionaire? Get outta heeeeeeeeee-“