I’ve never seen someone so utterly incompetent at the most basic physical exercise in my life. It really isn’t that hard to do a pushup without looking like you’re fucking the earth. You weigh 90 pounds at most and you can’t even muster the modicum of strength required to straighten your back and lift yourself an inch off the floor. Your form is so horrific it appears as if you’re pounding mother earth into submission. Nobody has ever been that bad at pushups. So bad that you appear to be fucking the everliving shit out of the very dirt you walk on. You are a disgrace to those who came before you. When you were humping the planet did you cum? Jizz a little? God knows you wish you did. I bet you have a hardon for rocks. You see dirt and get the most outrageous boner ever recorded. Rubbing your cock against earth while failing to do a pushup awakened something inside of you, now your entire existence is spent raping earth. It doesn’t consent, but you do not care. When you aren’t balls deep in soil you jerk your dick thinking about it. You always knew you had something special with earth. As a child walking barefoot on the beach you felt a then unknown sensation. This sensation was indescribable lust. You frequently search “Earth breeding hentai” on Rule 34. Maybe the best thing can do for your everlasting lover is kill yourself. Kill yourself so your body can rot and become one with the soil you so frequently rail into oblivion. I bet you’ve fucked an ant hill before.