We really are at the mercy of our hormones. The only thing that will push us forward in science and technology and the understanding of the universe is expanding the array of things that we can have sex with.

The only real reason to become a Type II civilization is to have sex with the sun. Complete penetration of the largest object we can reach. Every particle of matter and energy Sol can pump, is pumped into the confines of an intergalactic mega fleshlight, IMF, through which we pump.

We’ll become a Type III civilization when we figure out how to propagate our consciousness into the galaxy-sized masses of nano robots hellbent on having sex with all planets in our galaxy and neighboring galaxies, for the sake of “colonizing” all planets, so our original masses of fleshy-and-robotic bodies can travel to and have sex on and with said planets.

At this time we can also create simulations where we see what it was like to have sex with humans from the year 2021, 200,000 years ago. It’s a neat novelty but much like VR of the time the buzz wears off quickly after extended use.

We’ll become a Type IV civilization once we are able to have sex with the fabric of the entire universe, everywhere all at once all at the same time. We’ve mastered instantaneous transport of matter and information so that all orgasms can be felt at all times at the same time, but it won’t be enough. We’re still at the mercy of the laws of physics that we continue to break in the name of sex.

We’ll need to become a Type V civilization so we can create our own universes with our own original and modifiable laws of physics to endlessly have sex with ourselves and itselves and everyselves in all possible combinations, all forms of orgasms and energy, aseity of all knowing cummies of immanence of every origin in every position. Universes within universes of sex and cum. Behold humanity’s greatest achievement.